Chapter 1: Huangshan Zhenjun and Group No. 9 of the Ten Worlds <<< >>>
Spring ends, summer begins 。
This season, the temperature difference between day and night in Jiangnan District has become very large.
。Jiangnan University Town
。2:13 PM, this is the time when students are in class. 。Song Shuhang was alone in his dorm room. His computer desk was pulled up to the bed so he could watch movies in all sorts of positions. 。Song Shuhang didn't have a good record of skipping classes - last night, in the humid weather, he kicked off his blankets in his sleep with a "Double Dragons Emerging from the Sea" kick. 。<...The temperature dropped sharply in the second half of the night....>。Song Shuhang suddenly felt miserable when he realized his pajamas only had a small slit at the bottom. In his dream, he desperately reached out with both hands on the bed, searching and searching, but couldn't find the blanket. 。Only the shrimp-like shell remained, shivering in the biting midnight wind. 。When the sun rose, Song Shu-hang was already a part of the army marching for the season's harvest. 。My roommate has already taken a leave of absence for him today's class.
。Then, he took the medicine and slept until now. 。Although the fever has subsided, I still feel weak. In this condition, it would be impossible for me to go to school.
。So, he could only stay in his dorm alone and watch movies out of boredom. 。On the screen, the movie's progress bar moved forward slowly. 。But the movie, Song Shuhang didn't even look at it. 。Is the medicine still working? I'm so sleepy. 。He yawned, feeling his eyelids getting heavy. 。'Beep beep beep～' At this moment, the chat window in the lower right corner of the computer popped 。This is a notification that someone has added him as a friend or to a group.
。"Who added me?" Song Shuhang muttered, he tapped lightly on the bottom right corner of the computer screen, a pop-up message appeared. 。Huangshan Zhenjun ( ) requests to add you as a friend
。Additional message: None 。Huangshan Zhenjun? Who is that, such a strange nickname?"Is he a classmate?" Song Shuhang thought to himself, his mind involuntarily recalling those classmates in his class who were already in college but still clinging to youthful fantasies. 。If it were them, they would indeed come up with such strange nicknames. 。Having thought this through, he clicked 'Agree'. 。Then, another system message popped up. 。Huangshan Zhenjun invites you to join the group 'Nine Realms No. 1 Group', do you agree?
Song Shuhang continued to press Agree
。"Book Mountain is mighty," agree to join the "Nine Realms Number One Group." 。You have agreed to join the group, why not say hi to the other members!
There is also a system smiley face as a bonus!
。Nowadays, chatbots are becoming more and more human-like.
。After a series of pop-ups, Song Shuhang turned off the prompts and group chat window - he was feeling sleepy right now, where did he have the energy to care what groups he had joined?Anyway, his group settings were always 'no message notifications only display numbers', chat in the group wouldn't pop up to disturb him, it would only show the number of chats behind the group. 。After he wakes up a bit, he can go through the chat history to see what group he joined, and the chat history of the members in the group will not be lost. 。My eyes are getting heavier and heavier...The movie progress bar keeps stubbornly moving forward, but Song Shuhang's consciousness becomes increasingly blurry. 。In the "Nine Realms No. 1" group, when a new member joins, some silent members appear. 。Bei He San Ren: "Huang Shan Zhen Jun added a new Dao friend? It's been over a year since a new person was added, right?"
Another ID named 'Su Shi A Qi' quickly replied: "New Dao friend? What area of Huaxia is the Dao friend from? Where do they cultivate? What's their Dao name? What rank are they at?"
This string of questions felt a little off.
Almost simultaneously, a message popped up from 'Kuang Dao San Lang': "What's the new Dao friend's name? Is it a fairy? If so, report your measurements and show a picture!"
Seeing Su Shi A Qi and Kuang Dao San Lang's messages, several people in the group twitched
。"Brother Sanlang, are you really a goldfish?" Bei He散人 sighed: "Don't do anything stupid again. What if Master Huangshan adds another senior expert?"
Sanlang was a good guy in every way, righteous and helpful, so he got along well with people—he just liked to talk big and often acted recklessly.
。This guy is incredibly unlucky. Every time he makes a careless mistake and angers someone, it's always a senior.
。These idle and bored senior members were looking for something fun to do, so they were naturally happy to have an opportunity like the "Mad Three Waves" swordsmanship style to mess with. 。"Please, don't mention 'senior predecessor,' it brings back bad memories." 。"Kuang Dao San Lang issued a row of 'tears streaming down my face' expressions." 。Four years ago, this broken photo offended a beautiful senior, and he was tormented… That senior tormented him for a whole year and four months.
。You heard that right, it was a whole year and four months! Remembering those inhumanly grueling months, his eyes welled up. 。Before San Lang could even finish speaking, a barrage of sinister emojis flooded the chat group—openly and shamelessly gloating over misfortune.
。There were eight people showing as online in the group, six of whom popped up all at once and displayed a row of smiling faces.
。"“You bunch of gleeful opportunists, this lord remembers each and every one of you. Don’t let this lord run into you, or else you’ll taste the misery of this lord’s seventy-two slashing swords!” Mad Blade Sanlang hissed.
" 。He is very confident in his quick sword. Just now, those six guys who were grinning wickedly, none of them would be his match in a one-on-one fight. 。Kuang Dao San Lang had just finished speaking
。
The chat group immediately lit up with another mischievous grin, this time from Su's Aqi.
。Then Su Shi A Qi said cheerfully, "When do we have a one-on-one fight?"Clearly, Su Shi A Qi didn't mean to gloat - he just wanted to get into a fight. 。" "The three waves of the mad knife instantly wilted. 。Because he couldn't beat Ah Qi! He was deeply cultivated, having reached the 5th rank Ling Huang stage, only two steps away from the 6th rank Ling Jun. However, he couldn't beat Ah Qi. 。He was skilled with the Seventy-Two Style Sword Techniques, both fast and fierce. He also possessed techniques as swift as lightning, but he couldn't defeat Ah Qi. 。He calls himself the Mad Blade, and when he gets wild, even he's scared. But he just can't beat Ah Qi!Seeing San Lang defeated, the group chat erupted in a string of carefree grins. 。This time, Kuang Dao San Lang could only sullenly send a string of colons. 。
After a commotion in the group for quite some time, no one heard from the newcomer. Some were
。"New friend, why don't you speak?" Bei He San Ren asked out loud.
。Unfortunately, because of the effects of the medicine, Song Shuhang has fallen back into a half-sleep state. 。At this time, Su's A Qi happily sent another message: "I checked it out, the new friend 'Shu Shan Li Da'" 。Have you heard of this master's skill? It sounds like a practitioner from the Confucian school? Really exciting! These years, practitioners from the Confucian school have been very reclusive, impossible to find. 。I haven't fought them in nearly a century! Thinking back, the Confucian martial artists are more satisfying to fight than Buddhist ones. They not only have tough hides, but their fists pack a punch too. 。And when I'm feeling up to it, I'll even compose bold poems to liven things up, it's so satisfying! I love beating them the most. 。"Ah Qi, I'm saying, your expectation for the new daoist friend is always only whether he's good to fight and if fighting him is fun, right?" Kuang Dao San Lang let out a tearful expression of lament. 。This is simply bullying, isn't it?!"Uh" 。"Su Shi Aqi was a little embarrassed" 。
Bei He San Ren said with a bad smile, "Will it be another 'senior' who doesn't know how to use chat tools?"
As soon as he said this, everyone felt that the scene was very familiar?
That's right, about four years ago, there seemed to be a senior who had been in seclusion for over a hundred years and came out. He also managed to get on the chat platform with great difficulty, and Huang Shan Zhen Jun added him to the group.
。...but because he/she couldn't type, he/she didn't speak. 。Then, a guy who's good at "kuai dao san lang"was very happy to show off in front of his senior.
He wanted the senior to tell him her measurements and also asked for voice chat. 。Then... a few days later, Kuang Dao San Lang saw this senior with his own eyes. 。That was a very beautiful senior, as dazzling as the moon in the night sky. 。Then, her senior, Li, had been practicing the Three Waves of Mad Sword for a whole year and four months before she was satisfied and left. 。
The mad sword Three Waves suddenly knelt.
。"Mount Huang?" At this time, someone with the ID 'Pharmacist' spoke up. 。Random and brief messages, without beginning or end.
。Fortunately, the people in the group were already accustomed to Yashi's concise chatting habits - he was asking the group leader, Huang Shan Zhenjun, where he was. His brief speech wasn't because Yashi was aloof and arrogant, but because he typed using two-finger Zen plus handwriting, which was incredibly slow. 。When there are many words, it's easy to make mistakes. Deleting and rewriting is incredibly painful. 。Therefore, pharmacists are accustomed to speaking in short and concise sentences. 。Over time, this has led to the current way of valuing words as gold. 。He added people and then went offline immediately. It is said that his pet, a big demon dog, ran away from home again, and Huangshan Zhenjun went after it. 。Dealing with that baby demon dog isn't easy, right now the True Monarch must be very busy, it's rare for him to be online and add people. 。"Beihe Sanren replied..." 。""The pharmacist" 。"Then we can only wait for new friends to learn how to use chatbots and then chat again." 。Su Shi's Aqi sighed. 。They all put others first, believing that newcomers are also comrades. 。Seeing that the new friend didn't react, the few people online who were having no fun also dived out one after another.
。About an hour later, Song Shuhang gradually regained consciousness. 。“Do you remember someone just added me to the group? It seems like it’s from the Jiuzhou No. 1 group?” he murmured softly, then clicked on the chat icon in the lower right corner and pulled out the Jiuzhou No. 1 group chat window >>>。What kind of group is it? Soon, an hour's worth of chat history appeared before him. 。Song Shuhang had a general look around. 。Dao you? Mansion? What cultivation level are you?
Do you have seniors? True Immortals? This seat? Chasing after a great demon dog?
Various terms used in Xianxia novels
。The way people chat in the group is also quite interesting—half archaic, half modern, and half formal, half casual. 。The way people speak nowadays attempts to use ancient language, but because their understanding of classical literature is insufficient, the resulting style feels awkward. 。"Hee hee..." Song Shuhang laughed out loud. 。It looks like this is a chat group built by Xianxia fans?
Oh no, this is definitely not an ordinary Xianxia fan group!
Everyone in the group has given themselves a Taoist name, their place of residence is called a mansion, and even the group owner describes their lost pet dog as a big demon dog running away from home.
。Some people even claim they haven't fought a member of the Confucian school for hundreds of years, meaning that person claims to have lived for several hundred years?
Just looking at these chat logs gives me a feeling of shame.
。This level of obsession has reached the level of middle school angst, and it's very much in the style of Chinese Xianxia with its middle school tendencies. 。Song Shuhang secretly nodded. 。It seems like a gathering place for Xianxia middle-two disease patients! That's his first impression of the "Jiu Zhou No.1 Group" and its members. 。But why was he added to the group?
He took a look at the group owner Huang Shan Zhenjun's information. He wasn't his classmate, and he definitely didn't know him.
。Is that a mistake?
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