<< Ji Dou didn't say a word, he opened the passenger door and I had no choice but to sit in the back seat with the Land God. >>

The Earth God's walking stick was leaning upright beside him, and he sat very primly. The driver didn't see him, but he was so well-behaved and courteous that I felt a little ashamed.

The honorable celestial beings pay such close attention to etiquette. We, the worldly and impetuous people, have forgotten our manners and should learn from them.

"Um... Excuse me, sir, you can't put your feet on the dashboard... Also, please fasten your seat belt." The driver said helplessly to the co-pilot who was sitting in the passenger seat.

Pffft…

I hurriedly reached out to grab the headrest of the passenger seat, trying to adjust my position. In my panic, I used too much force and ended up clutching the co-pilot's rather thick braid of hair.

He angrily shouted, "What are you doing pulling my hair?!"

The driver glanced at them and whispered, "You young people really have big tempers when you argue. My wife and I are too lazy to argue now… You youngsters dating and getting married, how come you have so much temper—"

"No!!!"

"Shut up!!"

Both Li and I shouted at the same time, which startled the driver.

Immediately, the older brother also got angry: "I was just driving fast, and you guys are so angry that you stepped on my car! I'm not taking this order anymore, okay? Give me a bad rating if you want, but get out of the car and take a walk to cool off!"

Well...

"Big brother, we're not a couple, we're in a hurry to save people. We don't have time to talk, you go drive first, okay?" I politely requested.

The driver was very upset and spoke harshly: "It's fine if you can't afford a car, just take out your phone and order a ride. We happen to be on the way anyway, so don't treat us like your drivers. We're not short of money for those few dollars, okay? You two should just walk. I'm not in the mood to serve people with such bad tempers."

He continued speaking, stepping past the meter and opening the passenger door. He looked at Ji Dou and said, "Get out of the car."

Ji Dou was stunned for a moment, then realized that this elder brother was trying to get him out of the car. He reached out and grabbed the elder brother's collar, shouting, "What's wrong with us arguing? Since you're driving, you should have some driver's attitude and do your job well! Our argument doesn't bother you driving, right? Are you tired of living?!"

"You, what are you doing? I'm calling the police!" The driver struggled while pulling out his phone.

My goodness, I should have gone with Jiang Qiyun...

"Forget it, let's just get another taxi." I opened the door and got out.

The Earth God was also good-natured and followed me down—he was exactly the image of an Earth God I had imagined, a short, kind-faced old man.

When we all went down, he snorted coldly and followed us down, slamming the car door shut with a bang.

"Hey! What the heck is wrong with you?! You beat people and smash my car in broad daylight?!" The driver got out of his car angrily and started to fight the meter maid.

Star Lord let out a cruel laugh, then suddenly raised his hand and punched the car window, shattering it to pieces!

I painfully rubbed my forehead, wondering what kind of temper that was. If he hadn't been using the body given to him by Taishen, he would have exploded long ago. Let alone smashing a car window, he could have smashed the whole car flat!

“Let’s not talk about anything else, big brother. Are you selling this car?” I silently opened XX Treasure.

After a moment of chaos, I sat in the driver's seat, my feet comfortably resting on the front dashboard, my elbows leaning against the window that had no glass. Land God was sitting properly in the middle of the backseat.

"Little Empress, taking a step back..."

"I know..." I replied weakly.

Jì dù bàn diǎn ér bù juéde zìjǐ gàn le shénme huài shì, hái wèn wǒ: "Nǐ huì bú huì kāi chē a?" Let me know if you have any other text you'd like me to translate!

"You will!" I retorted angrily.

What a rebellious young man! Even the Supreme God came down to earth in his own body just to cause trouble?

I spent $100,000 going out! One hundred thousand!

I don't care about traffic rules anymore. Anyway, the license plate number belongs to that driver, so let him be petty! It serves him right to get fined 12 points and 2,000 yuan!

"When my brother gets back, I'm going to tell him—you spent ten thousand dollars while I was gone! When he finds out, he's going to fight you!" I stomped on the gas pedal, fuming.

"Huh? Ten thousand yuan? A lot?" Ji felt like he hadn't done anything wrong at all.

“Of course, more! Even if there were mountains of gold and silver, it wouldn't be wasted! I originally only needed to spend a dozen dollars when going out! It actually increased by ten thousand times! Luckily, this driver is driving a car with a great value for money... If he was driving a luxury car, I would leave you here to pay off the debt!”

Pooh, the Land God couldn't help but chuckle.

Ji Du simply didn't understand the concept of money. He tilted his head and asked, "With an Emperor in your house, wouldn't commoners give you money?"

I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him: "Offer spirit money? Don't you know that many mortals value money more than life itself? Who would give money to others for no reason? I suspect the great deity Taiyi created a body just for you so you could come down to earth and learn common sense and human relationships!"

"How did your family get their money?"

"All this was earned by my hard-working older brother!" I grumbled as I drove, although with the help of unseen soldiers clearing the way, it was still a bumpy ride.

My brother called me in the middle of it.

My phone received a text message, asking me what I was doing and if I wanted to transfer 100,000 yuan right away. I couldn't help but laugh and cry—you ran away with your beautiful wife to live a carefree life, and you're still so concerned about your assets?!

My brother laughed wildly on the other end of the phone, teasing me relentlessly!

"Ahem... Xia Qiao, not bad, quite the eldest sister's demeanor, pfft... Don't worry, with your brother-in-law here, nothing will happen. I'm driving back home now and will be there soon."

"Huh?! Are you done playing around?" I was taken aback, nearly clipping a trash can with my car tail.

"It wasn't for fun, just to get away from the peace and quiet. Seeing you so flustered makes me feel bad. Besides... my wife needs a checkup, and my mistress needs pampering too."

"You..."

I thought you were trying to relieve my stress, but it turns out you're going for your wife's prenatal checkup and car maintenance?

When I heard my brother was coming back, I felt much relieved.

After hanging up the phone, Grandpa Land God pointed me down a small path that led to the back mountain.

This area is reserved for future expansion and development. There's a dirt road for construction vehicles to enter and exit. With my unlicensed driving skills, it took me quite a struggle to get here.

As we got off the bus, we felt a surge of chaotic energy. The student dormitories in the distance were dark, possibly due to people jumping out windows because of the commotion.

"Land God, over there is our school. There are many innocent people there. Is there any way to evacuate them?" I asked.

Land God said with difficulty, “Little Lady, that place has abundant yang energy and many people. Unless we create a big commotion to make them leave on their own…”

A big fuss?

Is that not easy?

I looked at Ji Dou Xingjun, who stood there arms crossed and seemingly unconcerned...

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